You pervert! You idiot! I don't want this! Mom!
I already knew this.
It's not a shock or anything.
It's not the pervert's fault.
If someone were to blame,
it'd be me.
100% Girl
Senpai, are you fighting with Azuki-san?
Not exactly...
It's the great season where you can smell the fragrant olives.
If only the Azuki Azusa problem didn't exist...
None of my calls or texts have reached her since.
She only looks at me from the shadows, far away.
Yet, she runs away if I try to go to her.
Ahem.
So, today we're spending all day preparing for the sports festival.
Sports festivals mean a swimsuit paradise!
I can't wait to see the hot battle in the pool.
You're not trying to change the subject, are you?
Wh-What are you going to participate in, Tsutsukakushi?
What individual activities are you going to participate in, Tsu-Tsukiko?
The rice cake eating race.
What are you going to participate in, Senpai?
The track club's relay race,
but none of my underclassmen will practice with me,
so I don't know what to do...
Come to think of it,
you are despised by every underclassman living on this blue planet.
Oh...
It's that bad...
The only one younger than you who likes you is me.
And eventually, I will mature.
When I become an adult, I will be the only one victorious.
I see. I see.
Er, Tsutsukakushi-san...
I'm bored today,
so I thought I'd help someone practice...
I wonder if there's anyone nearby who needs help...
Um, then, could you help me practice for the relay?
If you insist, I guess I wouldn't mind.
I insist, Tsu-Tsu-Tsukiko. Please.
Oh, all right. Yo-Yoko... Yoko..
Yo... to-kun...
Ahem. Senpai.
Nice breeze. Nice weather.
I think today will be a good day.
Fire!
Onii-chan!
What did you just say?
Onii-chan!
What a 100% smile!
She seems to be a very close acquaintance of yours,
Yo-ko-de-ra-san.
Um, this is some kind of misunderstanding...
Who am I?
Um... Who?
You have no idea?
Sorry, none at all...
U-Um...
I really don't know her.
We just met today... And for her to call me "Onii-chan"...
May it work out, just this one time.
Huh?
Hey, Emi. Don't I always tell you not to cause trouble for others?
Let go of me, Onii-chan!
Huh?
Is she your younger sister?
Yeah. She's my younger sister, Emanuella Porlallora.
We just call her "Emi" at home.
She lived in Italy all this time and just came home yesterday.
Um, um! I'm Emi! I'm his younger sister!
My dream is to make Yoto-oniichan his miso soup every morning.
I see...
Nice to meet you.
My name is Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko.
Tsutsukakiku? Tsutsukinoko?
Tsu, tsu, tsu, tsu...
All right, Tsu-chan!
It's Tsutsukakushi.
I'm a year younger than your brother, Emanuella Porlallora-san.
Nice to meet you, Tsu-chan.
Grr...
So, Yoko, Emi wants to see our high school and she won't take no for an answer.
Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan...
Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, Tsutsukinoko...
And I haven't had any free time.
Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, Tsutsukikaku...
Tsu, Tsu, Tsu, Tsu, Tsu...
Sorry, today Tsutsukakushi and I are...
It's my one wish! I love you, Yoto-oniichan!
Her smile is entirely too perfect.
Hello? Is this the police?
There's a loli-pedo hybrid pervert in the neighborhood
that I'd like to report...
Who might you be referring to with that cool-sounding nickname?
I'm kidding.
If she's the younger sister of your friend,
you should have just said so.
Why don't you just show her the high school?
Yeah, but our practice for the sports festival...
I'll go on ahead to school...
So, take your time.
You sure you don't mind?
Once she gets to look around a bit,
I can give her back to you, right?
So, what did you want to see, Emi?
Only places where I can quickly run away from teachers, okay?
Um, um... The music room!
Do you like music?
A little bit.
I'm no better than a pumpkin right now, though.
But, but, the place I want to see most...
is the pool!
Wow, we think alike.
Anyone should be able to go to the pool right now,
since they're preparing for the sports festival.
According to my investigations, the time the girls start to gather is...
You know a lot, Yoto-oniichan!
Just call me Professor Swimsuit.
Yay! Yay! Swimsuits! Swimsuits!
Swimsuits!
Hey, pervert.
Ack!
What do you mean, "Ack"?
So rude. Just die already.
Oh, sorry... Actually, isn't that even more rude?
Quiet. Shut your mouth.
So, after the captain, you have chosen a defenseless little girl?
The pervert's lust for sexual assault has surpassed national borders to infinity.
Hurry and die! Die now!
Die and come back three days later just to die again!
Your requests are becoming harder and harder to fulfill...
What is this "sexual assault"?
It's when the pervert forces an update on
a girl's body using his rock-hard drill.
It hurts a lot, apparently.
Hey!
"It hurts a lot, apparently"?
You don't know for sure?
I can imagine it.
The pervert is inexperienced and violent.
Once the legs are open, he takes his dynamite drill, his crystal diamond...
Aw, damn.
That was way too close...
Yoto-oniichan, so they call you a pervert at school?
Are you a pervert inside and out?
Well, I guess I don't get along very well with the vice-captain....
You're not the popular one loved by everyone?
Um...
High school seems...
a lot more boring than I thought.
This is different from my past dream!
Past?
This is totally boring! Boring! Boring!
I hate boring!
Emi...
So I think it could be more fun!
That's...
May Yoto-oniichan become cool!
Also, may everyone feel like going to the pool more!
And may school become more fun because of that!
Emi?!
Huh?
The vice-captain's bra!
Here, Onii-chan, pass!
Catch! Wait... Ack!
Nice bra! Return!
Hey, Prince.
Prince? Me?
Indeed. Holding on to your boyish heart is very cool.
There are times when you just really want to play catch.
I understand.
You just happened to use a bra that was sitting there.
I understand that, as well.
Give me your hand.
Huh?
Next time, use this. It's easier to throw.
Eh?
Give it back when you get bored.
Something is weird...
Swimsuits are awesome! Yay for the way they ride up!
Hey, Prince! You seem happy today!
Well, yeah. Watching all of you makes me happy all over!
Oh, you!
Pervy! Sketchy! Princey!
Yoto-oniichan, is high school fun?
It's amazingly fun.
I knew it, Yoto-oniichan!
I'm looking forward to the sports festival.
Hey, Onii-chan, it's the pool you love!
Emi wants to know how to become a swimsuit professor, too!
You probably shouldn't.
You have to go to the pool 400 days a year
and do squats to even get close to that title.
No! I wanna know! I wanna know! I wanna know how!
Well, if you insist, let's go to the track.
There's a lady named Steel-san there.
Just ask her for a trial entry
into the club and request the Yokodera regimen.
What happens then?
Steel-san will be very happy.
And you'll be able to become a swimsuit professor, too. Maybe.
Yay! I'll do my best!
You stupid pumpkin.
Hm? Did you say something?
Munch, munch, munch, munch.
Mind if I sit here?
Go ahead.
Munch, munch, munch...
Want this, too?
Don't you have to show Emanuella-san around?
I left that to Steel-san.
M-More importantly, I-I thought I'd like to eat lunch with you...
I see.
Would you like a little taste of this pasta?
Thanks.
Could it be, perhaps...
that you don't think very fondly of Emi?
I'm going to ask a rhetorical question.
Imagine you're playing tennis, Senpai.
Okay...
One day, your doubles partner says,
"I don't want to be partners with you.
Instead of being together all the time,
I'd rather feel excited because I only see you once in a while."
O-Okay...
But you keep practicing in hopes that you'll be able
to play together again.
But shortly after that,
your partner pairs up with someone else for doubles.
And he was being called "Onii-chan" and laughing like an idiot.
How would you feel?
Um, is this...
It's just a rhetorical question.
How would you feel?
Maybe like I was tricked...
And that's how I feel. Munch.
Um, well, I'm sorry...
Why are you apologizing?
She smells like an evil, conniving, rule-breaking girl.
There's something I don't like about her.
You don't have to believe me if you don't want to.
It's none of my business who you go out with, Senpai.
Go out...?
I wouldn't go out with a little girl like Emi...
Is that so?
I mean, she's got to be big in various places... Ow!
You're such a Hen—
Hen—
A Prince... You're a Prince, Senpai.
Huh? That's a new nickname...
I'd better go pick up Emi. Do you want to come along?
You're right. Gathering intel is essential for war.
Now, let's go.
Those are much more Everest-sized than I thought...
H-Hey, Yokodera. We're just finishing up practice.
Whoa, Emi! Are you okay?
It's very hard becoming a swimsuit professor...
Why are you here?!
Emi's going home! See you later, Yoto-oniichan!
Azuki Azusa...
Daruma-san fell down.
No! Stop! Let go! I'll get mad if you're violent!
Hey! Wait! Calm down!
No! Pervert! Beast! Mom! Mom!
Please! I just want to talk to you!
Prince...
You shouldn't do that so suddenly.
That's not good at all.
Have you calmed down?
By the way, why are you not wearing a swimsuit, Azuki-san?
I'm not going to wear a swimsuit!
The pervert will do something weird!
"Pervert"? Isn't it "Prince"?
Everyone is really weird today.
The pervert's a pervert!
He'll take anyone, so long as they're in a bathing suit!
Yet the pervert didn't come to Okinawa!
A total pervert who could make a panda look either black or white.
A completely messy pervert!
Hentai... Prince... Hentai-san... Prince-san... Hentai-san...
A liar who's more of a con artist than a con artist!
A pervert who's like a fox disguised as a human!
A traitor pervert who changes his image as much as a bat!
He's a pervert! That's a pervert! He's a total pervert!
He was Hentai-san.
He is Hentai-san.
Because he is a Hentai-san.
Hey, why are you wearing a swimsuit?
Why? Because it's the uniform...
That is a swimsuit. This is a uniform.
Do you understand?
Eeeek.
Found it.
All the way up there...
I knew it had to be the work of that thing...
So it granted another wish.
That's what happened, right, Prince?
No, a Hentai-san in prince's clothing.
Yeah, I think someone...
The jig is up.
Huh?
The cat god has changed three things this time.
You were treated like a prince.
The uniforms became swimsuits.
School became oddly fun.
Do you understand?
Prince, swimsuits, school.
There is only one person who benefited from this, Prince.
What?! I-It wasn't my wish!
No excuses.
You should hurry and cancel the wish
before I go berserk for having my "showing off my swimsuit" plan destroyed.
It hurts that Tsutsukakushi doubts me...
But this really does look like a world made for me.
Wait, Yokodera!
Don't do anything rash!
Leave it...
to me!
So don't think of jumping!
I-I would never do that!
I heard everything from Tsukiko.
She says all the evidence points to you.
But still, I believe in you.
C-Captain...
Could you... indirectly tell your younger brother I said that?
Huh?
Er... I mean indirectly. Indirectly.
Like, say Captain Tsutsukakushi is nice and reliable...
That she's perfect for a future partner,
Um...
and that for generations, it's been a Shinto wedding.
I'd like to sort things out a little first...
What, you won't tell him?
That's not good.
Even if you say it cute like that, you're threatening me here!
So when you said you believed me,
it was to get closer to my brother?
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?! Wh-Wh-Where's your proof of that?!
I don't trust anyone anymore...
Wait.
Huh?
There's another reason I don't believe it was you.
The former gym over there.
It's the Roman Colosseum from Italy.
And the courtyard surrounded by historic ruins is the Palatine Hill.
And I'm certain the pool is the Blue Grotto from Capri.
You're rather knowledgeable.
I planned on moving to Italy at one point.
It was more than ten years ago.
Our father had some connection to Italy.
On nights we couldn't sleep, he'd take me and young Tsukiko
and lay out photos of Italy on the futon, dreaming of a faraway land.
Being surrounded by this reminds me of those late nights.
So...
So I'm wondering if this was my wish.
Could this whole thing be my fault? Or was it someone else?
She smells like an evil, conniving, rule-breaking girl.
I want to know the truth, and that's why...
Captain...
That's why, tomorrow, we're going to meet at your house!
And then you, your brother,
and I are going to have a family meeting!
What?!
Oh, how cute!
Is this preschooler your younger brother?
Y-Yeah...
This is made to look like you, but it's really your brother, isn't it?
Why did she come here?
How are you even determining that?
It's a shame that he's not home, but this is quite the catch.
Why do you keep taking those out?
Oh, th-this... my hand must have acted on its own.
Because of love.
That's not an excuse.
Hm? This is Emi.
Who's the guy holding the rabbit next to her?
That's Ponta, Emi's older brother.
He really cares for his rabbit, Yaji-san,
like it was his younger sister...
Hm? What's wrong?
His younger sister Emi... Yaji-san...
The rabbit, Emi... His little sister, Yaji-san...
That's right. Ponta's little sister is his rabbit, Yaji-san!
Then, Emi...
Hey, Onii-chan! Promise!
If I come back...
The Lucky Prince
Next time: "The Lucky Prince."